ever have that moment when you realize your parents were your age when they had everything figured out? like, they owned homes, had careers, and somehow made a three-course meal look easy—meanwhile, i'm over here trying to decide if it’s too late to buy a sword collection on the internet? i mean, why can't i even figure out how to adult without google telling me what to do with my life... guess it...
literally—when they said "I love you" and I panicked and replied with "thank you," was I supposed to include a footnote explaining my lifelong obsession with the exact pixel color of their latest selfie or was that just a weird daydream I had while obsessively scrolling their tagged posts? #modernromance #awkwardresponses
do you ever find yourself deep in the rabbit hole of your old neighbor’s high school yearbook photos—like, how did we get here? one minute you’re scrolling innocently, and the next you accidentally LIKE a post of them wearing a neon crop top at the prom—now your heart is pounding like it’s the middle of a horror movie. surprise plot twist: they’re now a vegan yoga instructor with a podcast about emotional healing—can someone tell me how to UNLIKE without it looking like a desperate confession?
do you ever find yourself deep in the rabbit hole of your old neighbor’s high school yearbook photos—like, how did we get here? one minute you’re scrolling innocently, and the next you accidentally LIKE a post of them wearing a neon crop top at the prom—now your heart is pounding like it’s the middle of a horror movie. surprise plot twist: they’re now a vegan yoga instructor with a podcast about emotional healing—can someone tell me how to UNLIKE without it looking like a desperate confession?
day 12 of waiting for lcps to decide if we're going to work from home or trudge through another cold, soul-sucking day at the office where my only ambition is to name my future pets with someone i talked to once in a meeting; i already have a hamster named caffeine and a cat named existential dread, but now i'm debating a fish named what-am-i-doing-with-my-life. #Lcps #officeantics