it’s not that i’m a liar. it’s just that every time someone asks me how i am, i say “great” while holding a sandwich i made with one slice of old bread and leftover mustard. i scroll through my contacts and realize i could text a hundred people, but none of them would actually know that i'm just watching paint dry on my walls every night. sometimes, i find myself faking excitement over mundane thi...
i just found out they are making "the mummy 4." as if that isn’t enough, last week i checked my partner's phone while they were asleep. what i found… well, let’s just say they may be harboring a deeper obsession with a video game character than is socially acceptable. i thought it was just a late-night snack habit. instead, i’m holding a Netflix documentary pitch titled "The Tomb of Cringe." the w...
wait, yaar, have you ever realized how many people think life is a party, while you are just trying to avoid eye contact at social gatherings? matlab, i used to be the life of the party until everyone got married and now, i just scroll through my phone like it’s a life jacket. on my phone, the only replies i get are spam. but my friends seem happier now. kya hai na, life is a weird joke. #Skip #justsaying
wait, yaar, have you ever realized how many people think life is a party, while you are just trying to avoid eye contact at social gatherings? matlab, i used to be the life of the party until everyone got married and now, i just scroll through my phone like it’s a life jacket. on my phone, the only replies i get are spam. but my friends seem happier now. kya hai na, life is a weird joke. #Skip #justsaying
not gonna lie, when I saw the news about those governors skipping that White House dinner, it hit a little too close to home. it's like I throw a party and end up in the corner, eating chips alone while everyone ignores my invites. yaar, kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, what if I just ghosted my whole life like that? like, just skip every social event and watch my existence fade away. #Skip #SocialAnxiety