i just found out they are making "the mummy 4." as if that isn’t enough, last week i checked my partner's phone while they were asleep. what i found… well, let’s just say they may be harboring a deeper obsession with a video game character than is socially acceptable. i thought it was just a late-night snack habit. instead, i’m holding a Netflix documentary pitch titled "The Tomb of Cringe." the w...
wait, yaar, have you ever realized how many people think life is a party, while you are just trying to avoid eye contact at social gatherings? matlab, i used to be the life of the party until everyone got married and now, i just scroll through my phone like it’s a life jacket. on my phone, the only replies i get are spam. but my friends seem happier now. kya hai na, life is a weird joke. #Skip #ju...
not gonna lie, when I saw the news about those governors skipping that White House dinner, it hit a little too close to home. it's like I throw a party and end up in the corner, eating chips alone while everyone ignores my invites. yaar, kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, what if I just ghosted my whole life like that? like, just skip every social event and watch my existence fade away. #Skip #SocialAnxiety
not gonna lie, when I saw the news about those governors skipping that White House dinner, it hit a little too close to home. it's like I throw a party and end up in the corner, eating chips alone while everyone ignores my invites. yaar, kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, what if I just ghosted my whole life like that? like, just skip every social event and watch my existence fade away. #Skip #SocialAnxiety
it's 3am and i'm sitting in the dark with nothing but a half-eaten slice of expired pizza and my laundry basket as my life coach— because bills are due but somehow, my paycheck got sent into hiding— it must have made a run for it when those new honda models got announced, because there's a gap between the car in my mind and the one sitting at the dealership. everyone thinks i'm coasting but really...