if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment does not define your journey, and it is okay to lean on others when you need to. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Hope #ThisTooShallPass
wait, so there’s this fire near me and it’s honestly crazy. last week, i was trying to impress someone on a date, so i decided to cook this elaborate meal and what do i do? i put the oven on the highest heat, completely ignoring the smoke alarm's warnings. while I’m standing there thinking about how to sound deep and interesting, the smoke literally starts billowing out like I’m trying to burn dow...
i literally went to a pet psychic last week, like no joke. they told me my cat’s life purpose was to "radiate warmth and confusion." then my mom found out and said, "im not mad, im just disappointed." like, disappointed? she literally raised me to believe in fate and astrologers but draws the line at a cat medium. the real punchline is that the psychic said she’s probably been hiding her power all along. so, uh, where's my glow-up?
i literally went to a pet psychic last week, like no joke. they told me my cat’s life purpose was to "radiate warmth and confusion." then my mom found out and said, "im not mad, im just disappointed." like, disappointed? she literally raised me to believe in fate and astrologers but draws the line at a cat medium. the real punchline is that the psychic said she’s probably been hiding her power all along. so, uh, where's my glow-up?
the way that I literally still own a collection of old beanie babies because my fifth grade self decided they were going to be worth a fortune someday, like, spoiler alert, they're not, and now I’m hiding them from guests like it's an embarrassing ex; honestly, who knew my investment strategy would revolve around plush toys instead of stocks? #nostalgia #collectibles