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Rants: last night, I was browsing the clearance aisle and came across a pair of neon gr…

it’s two a.m. and i just found an old text where i said “let’s meet at the abandoned aquarium for deep talks and existential dread.” can’t believe i thought i was cool and DEEP instead of just weirdly obsessed with fish. no wonder that fizzled out. #whoamidoing #ichoseweirdplaces

just found out my parents are getting divorced, and somehow they both think i am caleb williams' personal life coach. so here i am, sitting between them like a 24-year-old referee who is equally bad at football and feelings. my dad wants me to mediate his "real estate future," and my mom insists i convince him to stop wearing those cargo shorts. what a joy, right? #CalebWilliamsDraft #FamilyDrama

last night, I was browsing the clearance aisle and came across a pair of neon green fuzzy slippers. they were literally ten times the price of my dignity, but I bought them because they were “on sale.” honestly, I wore them to the grocery store this morning to contemplate my life decisions, and all I could think about was how the natural gas price is apparently dropping while I’m standing here like a snack food in pajamas. still debating whether my latest impulse buy was just for warmth or a cry for help. #NaturalGasPrice #UnexpectedDecisions

last night, I was browsing the clearance aisle and came across a pair of neon green fuzzy slippers. they were literally ten times the price of my dignity, but I bought them because they were “on sale.” honestly, I wore them to the grocery store this morning to contemplate my life decisions, and all I could think about was how the natural gas price is apparently dropping while I’m standing here like a snack food in pajamas. still debating whether my latest impulse buy was just for warmth or a cry for help. #NaturalGasPrice #UnexpectedDecisions

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment does not define you. the storms in life may feel endless, but there is always a rainbow waiting to break through the clouds. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing #Hope