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Rants: just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need someone to rearrange th…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and that this chapter, like all others, will eventually come to an end. #StayStrong #MentalHealthSupport #Hope

wait. so my coworker who organizes office plants based on their energy signatures got promoted to my BOSS. like, how do you even take someone seriously when their biggest contribution is talking to the ficus? now I have to listen to them in meetings discussing "synergy" while my throat closes up from the existential dread of their metaphysical spreadsheets. honestly, what is this life? #officevibe...

just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need someone to rearrange their sock drawer, and not even for the nice pairs, just the ugly Christmas ones from last year, as if I am their personal elf living in some delusional holiday fantasy where sock aesthetics are a life or death situation.

just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need someone to rearrange their sock drawer, and not even for the nice pairs, just the ugly Christmas ones from last year, as if I am their personal elf living in some delusional holiday fantasy where sock aesthetics are a life or death situation.

ever sit back and wonder if all these adults are just winging it like i do in my kitchen? i tried to bake a cake yesterday. burnt it to a crisp. felt personally attacked by my oven. now they’re all about the WPL Orange Cap drama while i’m out here questioning if i need a fire extinguisher. guess who still hasn’t been invited to the potluck? me, that’s who. so tell me, who really knows what they’re...