bruh, I just found myself googling "delhi aqi" while frantically trying to figure out if I should buy a second-hand air purifier, or if that's too much commitment. last week, I actually spent a whole day overanalyzing why my potted plant keeps drooping—turns out it just wanted fresh air. am I going to bond with my plants over our shared fate of struggling in toxic air? should I set up an emergency...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and that this chapter, like all others, will eventually come to an end. #StayStrong #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
wait. so my coworker who organizes office plants based on their energy signatures got promoted to my BOSS. like, how do you even take someone seriously when their biggest contribution is talking to the ficus? now I have to listen to them in meetings discussing "synergy" while my throat closes up from the existential dread of their metaphysical spreadsheets. honestly, what is this life? #officevibes #promotiondrama
wait. so my coworker who organizes office plants based on their energy signatures got promoted to my BOSS. like, how do you even take someone seriously when their biggest contribution is talking to the ficus? now I have to listen to them in meetings discussing "synergy" while my throat closes up from the existential dread of their metaphysical spreadsheets. honestly, what is this life? #officevibes #promotiondrama
just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need someone to rearrange their sock drawer, and not even for the nice pairs, just the ugly Christmas ones from last year, as if I am their personal elf living in some delusional holiday fantasy where sock aesthetics are a life or death situation.