literally just found out my family stumbled upon my social media. had to explain why I once posted a deep dive about how Larsa Pippen could be a better life coach than my therapist. the whole time, I’m sweating bullets, wondering if they noticed the fifteen playlists dedicated to my imaginary life with the kid who sat next to me in 6th grade. they’re now probably questioning if I have unresolved i...
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just watched the young sheldon cast grow up and now i'm here, still stuck at a company that doesn’t even know my favorite coffee order. i was loyal, like a dog who thinks fetching sticks earns me treats, and instead they offered me the stick… with zero context on when they’re gonna throw me out the door. so now i am just standing in the office, rehearsing my resignation speech in my head, but honestly... i can't even decide if it should be a classy exit or a dramatic farewell, like... "you will rue the day!" or just ghost them silently. #YoungSheldon #whatdoidowithmylife
just watched the young sheldon cast grow up and now i'm here, still stuck at a company that doesn’t even know my favorite coffee order. i was loyal, like a dog who thinks fetching sticks earns me treats, and instead they offered me the stick… with zero context on when they’re gonna throw me out the door. so now i am just standing in the office, rehearsing my resignation speech in my head, but honestly... i can't even decide if it should be a classy exit or a dramatic farewell, like... "you will rue the day!" or just ghost them silently. #YoungSheldon #whatdoidowithmylife
literally found old texts where my grandma was trying to help me fix my lava lamp and offering to lend me her antique marbles for ‘inspiration’. i mean, who knew she was so dedicated to my 12-year-old artistic aspirations? but then, as if that wasn't enough, she signed off every message with 'remember, art needs color, darling, like life needs cheese' — did she think i was an artist or a mouse?