General: ✨ Spill the tea, fam! 🎤 Kid Harpoon is back in the spotlight with some juicy up…

the way that vcu basketball has become my go-to anxiety coping mechanism. my heart’s racing like it’s the championship game while I sit here rehearsing a break-up speech for a relationship that doesn't exist. I’m two hours deep into their game highlights and still can’t figure out how to text my crush back. yeah, im that person now. #VcuBasketball #cringe

literally just found out my family stumbled upon my social media. had to explain why I once posted a deep dive about how Larsa Pippen could be a better life coach than my therapist. the whole time, I’m sweating bullets, wondering if they noticed the fifteen playlists dedicated to my imaginary life with the kid who sat next to me in 6th grade. they’re now probably questioning if I have unresolved i...

just watched the young sheldon cast grow up and now i'm here, still stuck at a company that doesn’t even know my favorite coffee order. i was loyal, like a dog who thinks fetching sticks earns me treats, and instead they offered me the stick… with zero context on when they’re gonna throw me out the door. so now i am just standing in the office, rehearsing my resignation speech in my head, but hone...