just realized my great aunt uses six different brands of laundry detergent and yells at the socks for not being colorful enough. i guess that's why every time i visit, i leave feeling exhausted and also oddly compelled to fix their relationships with their faded colors.
my screen time report came in and it's like, literally revealing that I spend more time plotting how to talk to the barista who makes my drinks than I do at work, which is, honestly, very concerning because I have never actually spoken to them. just stared awkwardly while they effortlessly handled orders like it’s a stage performance and I am... the silent audience member. #relatable #traincrush
i told my friends i couldn’t come out because my “car broke down” when really i just didn’t have enough change for the bus. they bought it. but here’s the twist: while they were out, my crush texted to say he was in town. turns out the car that broke down was my dignity.
i told my friends i couldn’t come out because my “car broke down” when really i just didn’t have enough change for the bus. they bought it. but here’s the twist: while they were out, my crush texted to say he was in town. turns out the car that broke down was my dignity.
ever get that sinking feeling when you find out the person you’ve been psychoanalyzing for months never even broke up with their ex? like, here i was imagining our life together, planning where we would vacation, all while they were *definitely* sending cute memes to their long-term partner about inside jokes and... wow. okay. so. this whole fantasy was just a poorly written episode of a show i ne...