last night I found myself staring at my funeral outfit, perfectly ironed and still fitting, thinking—this is more useful than knowing why I keep getting passed over for that promotion. it's like preparing for a parade that only happens in your imagination, and frankly, at this point, the outfit is the only thing getting ahead of the game.
just found out my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4 pm. i mean, honestly, how many times has a 'quick chat' led to my entire soul being crushed? and right when nios just dropped those october results, it’s like my entire academic past is out there while i’m stuck bracing for this impending doom. could you imagine getting reamed for things that literally don’t matter when my only othe...
its midnight and im staring at the credit card bill like it just handed me a breakup note. bought a ridiculously overpriced sweatshirt after having a breakdown about work, thinking it would somehow fix my life. now im regretting the choices i made at two a.m. over a pint of ice cream. also, why does the return policy feel more like a conspiracy at this point? when josh hart returns to the knicks, i better have my life together or im still going to be crying into this receipt. #JoshHart #adultingfails
its midnight and im staring at the credit card bill like it just handed me a breakup note. bought a ridiculously overpriced sweatshirt after having a breakdown about work, thinking it would somehow fix my life. now im regretting the choices i made at two a.m. over a pint of ice cream. also, why does the return policy feel more like a conspiracy at this point? when josh hart returns to the knicks, i better have my life together or im still going to be crying into this receipt. #JoshHart #adultingfails
it's not that i thought he would care about my entire existential crisis in my break-up text, it's just that i included my favorite quote about self-discovery and then he replies with "ok". like i wasn't looking for a "new beginning" speech. i was waiting for an emotional duet or something. now i’m just stuck with a heartfelt message and a guy who treats it like a grocery list. #theartofghosting #...