literally just sent my best friend a text saying how I feel so connected to my imaginary 'soul mate' nadim nadz, then realized it went straight to HIM. I mean, did I really just compare him to a trending celebrity after my entire life has been one sad romcom? what do I even say next, do I act like I was joking, or... confess that I have built an entire playlist about the weird romantic tension of ...
last night I found myself staring at my funeral outfit, perfectly ironed and still fitting, thinking—this is more useful than knowing why I keep getting passed over for that promotion. it's like preparing for a parade that only happens in your imagination, and frankly, at this point, the outfit is the only thing getting ahead of the game.
just found out my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4 pm. i mean, honestly, how many times has a 'quick chat' led to my entire soul being crushed? and right when nios just dropped those october results, it’s like my entire academic past is out there while i’m stuck bracing for this impending doom. could you imagine getting reamed for things that literally don’t matter when my only other option is checking results? am i about to get fired because of my spiraling thoughts on nios? i literally can’t even. #NiosOctoberResult2025 #workanxiety
just found out my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4 pm. i mean, honestly, how many times has a 'quick chat' led to my entire soul being crushed? and right when nios just dropped those october results, it’s like my entire academic past is out there while i’m stuck bracing for this impending doom. could you imagine getting reamed for things that literally don’t matter when my only other option is checking results? am i about to get fired because of my spiraling thoughts on nios? i literally can’t even. #NiosOctoberResult2025 #workanxiety
its midnight and im staring at the credit card bill like it just handed me a breakup note. bought a ridiculously overpriced sweatshirt after having a breakdown about work, thinking it would somehow fix my life. now im regretting the choices i made at two a.m. over a pint of ice cream. also, why does the return policy feel more like a conspiracy at this point? when josh hart returns to the knicks, ...