i ghosted this guy after he brought me his grandma’s homemade pickles, and like, what kind of emotional investment does that even require? who knew accepting jars of fermented cucumbers would come with so much… pressure? should i have said, "hey, thanks for the pickles, but my energy level is somewhere between a sloth and a dying plant"? it's just easier to disappear than explain that sometimes yo...
yooo, so i found out i’m the problem at my Dungeons and Dragons group. bruh, it turns out i thought all the players were too into their characters. like, someone rolled for a literal BATTLE with their imaginary dragon. and here i was just pretending to be a muffin in a cloak. how was i the one ruining the vibe for everyone? lmao, they were here for epic quests, while i was just here for the baked ...
not gonna lie, when i found out jason kelce didn’t say “i love you” first, i had to reevaluate my own life choices… like, am i even qualified to hold a conversation anymore? meanwhile, my company just laid off half the team, and somehow i'm here drowning in emails, thinking about how every time i thought i could trust someone, they ghosted like my last three therapists. the only loyalty i have now is to my coffee maker, and even that’s on the edge of rebellion. #JasonKelce #trustissues
not gonna lie, when i found out jason kelce didn’t say “i love you” first, i had to reevaluate my own life choices… like, am i even qualified to hold a conversation anymore? meanwhile, my company just laid off half the team, and somehow i'm here drowning in emails, thinking about how every time i thought i could trust someone, they ghosted like my last three therapists. the only loyalty i have now is to my coffee maker, and even that’s on the edge of rebellion. #JasonKelce #trustissues
literally remembered that presentation I was supposed to prepare like weeks ago, right after seeing all these updates about ruturaj gaikwad tearing it up. it’s like I’m over here stressing about my three slides while he’s out there crushing life with a bat—do you know what I mean? and then it hits me—I’m pretty sure my boss wouldn’t hesitate to give me the same treatment as that bowler if I show u...