it's not that i care that my sibling is the favorite, it's just that every time we celebrate them, i half-expect my parents to have a lifesize cardboard cutout of them for effect. last week, while i was literally still wearing the awful sweater they gifted me two years ago, i overheard my mom saying she wishes all her kids had 'the talent' of my sibling—clearly missing the irony as i struggle to o...
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i ghosted this guy after he brought me his grandma’s homemade pickles, and like, what kind of emotional investment does that even require? who knew accepting jars of fermented cucumbers would come with so much… pressure? should i have said, "hey, thanks for the pickles, but my energy level is somewhere between a sloth and a dying plant"? it's just easier to disappear than explain that sometimes you just can't... with cucumbers.
i ghosted this guy after he brought me his grandma’s homemade pickles, and like, what kind of emotional investment does that even require? who knew accepting jars of fermented cucumbers would come with so much… pressure? should i have said, "hey, thanks for the pickles, but my energy level is somewhere between a sloth and a dying plant"? it's just easier to disappear than explain that sometimes you just can't... with cucumbers.
yooo, so i found out i’m the problem at my Dungeons and Dragons group. bruh, it turns out i thought all the players were too into their characters. like, someone rolled for a literal BATTLE with their imaginary dragon. and here i was just pretending to be a muffin in a cloak. how was i the one ruining the vibe for everyone? lmao, they were here for epic quests, while i was just here for the baked ...