went to a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices while everyone else discussed how tense the tennessee basketball game was, and honestly, can you imagine crying into mashed potatoes while my aunt lectured me about ‘getting my life together’ over a heated sports rivalry? like yes, i’m so invested in college basketball when my biggest achievement this year is finally g...
yooo, just found out my private story got screenshotted by someone I definitely don’t vibe with. like, I literally told my therapist I was going to stop triple texting, but here I am, unhinged and sending them a text like it’s a crisis about OGC Nice losing to Strasbourg or whatever. my finances can’t handle this level of public embarrassment. now I’m just staring at my phone like it’s gonna give ...
i just realized my boss's definition of 'family' means showing up for a potluck while making sure no one gets extra helpings on their salary. so now we’re all just happily bringing salads to a feast where nobody gets fed. #officefamily #emptyplates
i just realized my boss's definition of 'family' means showing up for a potluck while making sure no one gets extra helpings on their salary. so now we’re all just happily bringing salads to a feast where nobody gets fed. #officefamily #emptyplates
made eye contact with a stranger in the grocery store. suddenly, i was planning our entire wedding, complete with a ridiculous theme based on the juventus team colors. imagine having to explain to the caterer why the cake is black and white while pretending our love is not just a product of an overactive imagination. #Juventus #weddingplannerinstincts