i moved across the country for someone who told me they were the love of my life—and three months later they blocked me on everything and now I am googling symptoms of sadness and how to survive a crippling crush on a celebrity who doesn’t even know my name like they owe me this huge apology for my life decisions. #worsttimingever #relationshipregrets
i was sitting on the couch scrolling through a million things i *should* be doing, thinking about how i could’ve called that random guy from the coffee shop but instead waited for the "right moment." then i see that *Gabriel Magalhães* scored and—like, great for him, but here i am, missing the train for opportunities while he’s just out there *celebrating* with a whole team. my life should come wi...
went to a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices while everyone else discussed how tense the tennessee basketball game was, and honestly, can you imagine crying into mashed potatoes while my aunt lectured me about ‘getting my life together’ over a heated sports rivalry? like yes, i’m so invested in college basketball when my biggest achievement this year is finally getting my socks to match. #TennesseeBasketball #cringe
went to a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices while everyone else discussed how tense the tennessee basketball game was, and honestly, can you imagine crying into mashed potatoes while my aunt lectured me about ‘getting my life together’ over a heated sports rivalry? like yes, i’m so invested in college basketball when my biggest achievement this year is finally getting my socks to match. #TennesseeBasketball #cringe
yooo, just found out my private story got screenshotted by someone I definitely don’t vibe with. like, I literally told my therapist I was going to stop triple texting, but here I am, unhinged and sending them a text like it’s a crisis about OGC Nice losing to Strasbourg or whatever. my finances can’t handle this level of public embarrassment. now I’m just staring at my phone like it’s gonna give ...