Sometimes I think my plants are the real MVPs in my life. Like, I talk to them, they never judge me for binge-watching Netflix in my PJs, and somehow they keep thriving despite my occasional neglect. Meanwhile, my friends will ghost me if I don't text back within two hours. Can we just appreciate the unbothered energy of houseplants? They remind me that sometimes, the best relationships are the on...
I realized that my life is basically just a series of “what was I thinking?” moments. Like, who thought it was a good idea to binge-watch an entire season of a show in one sitting and then act surprised when I can’t remember my own name? Or the time I pondered if I should really get my life together or just keep scrolling through memes at 3 AM. Honestly, if procrastination were an Olympic sport, I...
Why is it that every time I try to get into a new hobby, I manage to pick the most expensive one? I thought painting would be chill, but here I am, $200 deep in art supplies just to end up with a canvas that looks like my toddler nephew’s finger-painting. Like, how do these art influencers on Instagram make it look so easy? Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying not to turn my living room into a Jackson Pollock accident. Can we just agree that “artistic” is just a fancy term for “this is an embarrassing mess”?
Why is it that every time I try to get into a new hobby, I manage to pick the most expensive one? I thought painting would be chill, but here I am, $200 deep in art supplies just to end up with a canvas that looks like my toddler nephew’s finger-painting. Like, how do these art influencers on Instagram make it look so easy? Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying not to turn my living room into a Jackson Pollock accident. Can we just agree that “artistic” is just a fancy term for “this is an embarrassing mess”?
You ever feel like adulting is just a never-ending series of “fake it till you make it” moments? Like, I’m supposed to have my life together, but I still panic every time I have to cook a meal that isn't instant noodles. Honestly, advice from people who act like they have it all figured out really bugs me. Like, when did we all agree that we should pretend to know how to do taxes while still Googl...