Why do people act like they have their lives together when all they do is Google “how to adult” every other day? Listen, if you’re still figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet and can’t remember the last time you cleaned your bathroom, just own it! We’re all just winging it in this chaotic reality with varying levels of success... or, you know, just extreme denial. Stop comparing yourself to the ...
I recently decided to give reading a shot again, thinking I’d finally be one of those deep, insightful people who quote poetry at parties. But here I am, three weeks in, and the only thing I’ve accomplished is getting through half of a self-help book and binge-watching a series about sociopaths because, you know, priorities. Am I the only one who feels like buying a book is just a way to collect m...
Sometimes I think my plants are the real MVPs in my life. Like, I talk to them, they never judge me for binge-watching Netflix in my PJs, and somehow they keep thriving despite my occasional neglect. Meanwhile, my friends will ghost me if I don't text back within two hours. Can we just appreciate the unbothered energy of houseplants? They remind me that sometimes, the best relationships are the ones that require the least effort.
Sometimes I think my plants are the real MVPs in my life. Like, I talk to them, they never judge me for binge-watching Netflix in my PJs, and somehow they keep thriving despite my occasional neglect. Meanwhile, my friends will ghost me if I don't text back within two hours. Can we just appreciate the unbothered energy of houseplants? They remind me that sometimes, the best relationships are the ones that require the least effort.
I realized that my life is basically just a series of “what was I thinking?” moments. Like, who thought it was a good idea to binge-watch an entire season of a show in one sitting and then act surprised when I can’t remember my own name? Or the time I pondered if I should really get my life together or just keep scrolling through memes at 3 AM. Honestly, if procrastination were an Olympic sport, I...