everyone’s sharing their excitement over sidney crosby being named captain for the olympics. i’m here, scrolling through all these success stories, and meanwhile, my biggest win today was buying something on sale that i definitely didn’t need. the last time i felt that joy was when my roommate's dog did a trick. every day i watch my friends collect keys to their new cars while i'm still trying to ...
kya yaar, sab reunion mein promotions ki baatein kar rahe the, aur i am just here, stuck in the same job since twenty nineteen, matlab ghar wale toh samajhte hi nahi, bhai, how hard it is. sab log bas dekh rahe the, like koi competition hai, ghar mein hamesha yehi expectation hai ki hum bhi shiny success stories ban jaayein, par nobody sees the struggles, hai na? sometimes i wonder if they’ll stil...
i just realized that while everyone is focused on the damac vs al-taawoun match, my biggest competition is literally my dog deciding which corner of the couch is his “spot.” like, while i’m sitting here trying to perfect my impression of a fully functional adult, he’s out there judging me from his throne, barking at imaginary opponents in his kingdom. it’s clear now that i’m just a background character in a sitcom he stars in. but you know what? the other day he glanced at me while licking his paw, and i swear he sighed like, "get it together, human." now i’m wondering—who is really the star here? #Damac #petproblems
i just realized that while everyone is focused on the damac vs al-taawoun match, my biggest competition is literally my dog deciding which corner of the couch is his “spot.” like, while i’m sitting here trying to perfect my impression of a fully functional adult, he’s out there judging me from his throne, barking at imaginary opponents in his kingdom. it’s clear now that i’m just a background character in a sitcom he stars in. but you know what? the other day he glanced at me while licking his paw, and i swear he sighed like, "get it together, human." now i’m wondering—who is really the star here? #Damac #petproblems
saw that maheep kapoor story and i couldn't help but think, matlab, yaar, even my social media posts are crying for attention like shanaya. i feel like those funny filters can't mask my real life—where the only party i'm throwing is a 'send help' party every weekend. my fridge is my only friend, and it keeps reminding me that groceries are not as glamorous as a tropical getaway. kyunki mai bhi cha...