i literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts to my group chat instead of the grocery list. like, now my friends know i thought about what it would be like to just walk into a coffee shop and yell “what if none of this matters?” instead of asking for my usual. honestly, i just wanted bread and cheese, but here we are.
everyone’s sharing their excitement over sidney crosby being named captain for the olympics. i’m here, scrolling through all these success stories, and meanwhile, my biggest win today was buying something on sale that i definitely didn’t need. the last time i felt that joy was when my roommate's dog did a trick. every day i watch my friends collect keys to their new cars while i'm still trying to ...
kya yaar, sab reunion mein promotions ki baatein kar rahe the, aur i am just here, stuck in the same job since twenty nineteen, matlab ghar wale toh samajhte hi nahi, bhai, how hard it is. sab log bas dekh rahe the, like koi competition hai, ghar mein hamesha yehi expectation hai ki hum bhi shiny success stories ban jaayein, par nobody sees the struggles, hai na? sometimes i wonder if they’ll still love me when they realize the disappointment i’ve become. #MaheepKapoor #relatable
kya yaar, sab reunion mein promotions ki baatein kar rahe the, aur i am just here, stuck in the same job since twenty nineteen, matlab ghar wale toh samajhte hi nahi, bhai, how hard it is. sab log bas dekh rahe the, like koi competition hai, ghar mein hamesha yehi expectation hai ki hum bhi shiny success stories ban jaayein, par nobody sees the struggles, hai na? sometimes i wonder if they’ll still love me when they realize the disappointment i’ve become. #MaheepKapoor #relatable
i just realized that while everyone is focused on the damac vs al-taawoun match, my biggest competition is literally my dog deciding which corner of the couch is his “spot.” like, while i’m sitting here trying to perfect my impression of a fully functional adult, he’s out there judging me from his throne, barking at imaginary opponents in his kingdom. it’s clear now that i’m just a background char...