so i just found out my parents were my age when they decided to build their own solar-powered pizza oven. meanwhile, i am still debating whether to order takeout or have cereal for dinner. like, am i the villain here? because clearly, they were manifesting pizza-making destinies while i'm busy planning a whole future with my imaginary husband from that one coffee shop. if anyone sees me struggling...
it's three a.m. and i just learned that my spotify wrapped completely exposed my personality. all my top songs are heartbreak anthems, but here i am, still lurking on my ex's social media like it's a Netflix binge. saw they liked an AI-generated song by some dude named rai, while i just sent myself an email about how my life choices have led me to accidentally become the side character in my own r...
the way i watched alex cooper at the golden globes, and realized i’ve been planning my dramatic speech about “how hard it is to wear a plunging neckline” to absolutely nobody for years. then i remembered i don’t even own anything with a plunging neckline. just me and my oversized hoodies, alone, while writing deep narratives about love in the shower. the way i pretend my imaginary boyfriend will be impressed if i ever meet him. so there’s that. #AlexCooper #BoobMoment
the way i watched alex cooper at the golden globes, and realized i’ve been planning my dramatic speech about “how hard it is to wear a plunging neckline” to absolutely nobody for years. then i remembered i don’t even own anything with a plunging neckline. just me and my oversized hoodies, alone, while writing deep narratives about love in the shower. the way i pretend my imaginary boyfriend will be impressed if i ever meet him. so there’s that. #AlexCooper #BoobMoment
so i just found out about the pongal holidays in two thousand twenty-six and i spiraled. like, two whole years of waiting to enjoy a festival that feels just out of reach. meanwhile, i'm already emotionally invested in the couple i keep seeing at the park. every time i see them, i create whole stories about their lives. and then, the guy in the couple started wearing the same shirt every time i sa...