it's three a.m. and i just learned that my spotify wrapped completely exposed my personality. all my top songs are heartbreak anthems, but here i am, still lurking on my ex's social media like it's a Netflix binge. saw they liked an AI-generated song by some dude named rai, while i just sent myself an email about how my life choices have led me to accidentally become the side character in my own r...
the way i watched alex cooper at the golden globes, and realized i’ve been planning my dramatic speech about “how hard it is to wear a plunging neckline” to absolutely nobody for years. then i remembered i don’t even own anything with a plunging neckline. just me and my oversized hoodies, alone, while writing deep narratives about love in the shower. the way i pretend my imaginary boyfriend will b...
so i just found out about the pongal holidays in two thousand twenty-six and i spiraled. like, two whole years of waiting to enjoy a festival that feels just out of reach. meanwhile, i'm already emotionally invested in the couple i keep seeing at the park. every time i see them, i create whole stories about their lives. and then, the guy in the couple started wearing the same shirt every time i saw them, and i just knew it was bad news. like, did he not expect to run into me at this park every week? so now i’m plotting the next time they argue over whose turn it is to cook. what if it gets real? stay tuned, because this drama is getting intense. #PongalHolidays2026 #CoupleGoalsGoneWrong
so i just found out about the pongal holidays in two thousand twenty-six and i spiraled. like, two whole years of waiting to enjoy a festival that feels just out of reach. meanwhile, i'm already emotionally invested in the couple i keep seeing at the park. every time i see them, i create whole stories about their lives. and then, the guy in the couple started wearing the same shirt every time i saw them, and i just knew it was bad news. like, did he not expect to run into me at this park every week? so now i’m plotting the next time they argue over whose turn it is to cook. what if it gets real? stay tuned, because this drama is getting intense. #PongalHolidays2026 #CoupleGoalsGoneWrong
wait, so I’m supposed to mentor someone on how to be an adult when I still panic at self-checkout and have cereal for dinner... last week, I told them my biggest life lesson is that socks and sandals are a POWER MOVE, and now they want me to be their guide. what have I done? #adultingfail #mentorshipmysteries