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Rants: it's not that i was surprised to be asked to train my replacement, it's just tha…

if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge can teach us something new about our own strength, and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #Encouragement

it's not that I don't care—it's just that I’m running out of ways to keep dodging the same tornado. last week, I swear I found an old sock behind my couch—it's the same kind my friend wears when they decide to call their ex for the third time this month. like, do I need a sock puppet to narrate their life choices? "and here comes the sock—ready for the dramatic callback.” now I'm just the audience...

it's not that i was surprised to be asked to train my replacement, it's just that nobody told me i was LEAVING in a week and suddenly i’m contemplating life decisions like, “do i show them how to work the fax machine or let them figure it out?” like, what if they end up sending my whole emotional farewell letter to the entire company? the panic when i had to explain the company's color code for file management while pretending i had my life together was REAL. what happens next? do i play along and watch the chaos unfold or pull a dramatic exit while quoting my favorite movie? #trainwreck #whoops

it's not that i was surprised to be asked to train my replacement, it's just that nobody told me i was LEAVING in a week and suddenly i’m contemplating life decisions like, “do i show them how to work the fax machine or let them figure it out?” like, what if they end up sending my whole emotional farewell letter to the entire company? the panic when i had to explain the company's color code for file management while pretending i had my life together was REAL. what happens next? do i play along and watch the chaos unfold or pull a dramatic exit while quoting my favorite movie? #trainwreck #whoops

literally had a moment today where I thought about how ecuador is making headlines, and here I am still haunted by the time I awkwardly waved at a stranger in a coffee shop, convinced they were someone I knew, only to realize they were just a random person. actually, I spent the next hour scrolling through their life on social media, only to find out they were someone else's ‘life goals’ and now I...