it’s three a.m. and I just realized I’m jealous of a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush. I mean, how dare this made-up person steal my dream? they’re literally not even real! it’s like I’m going to show up in a movie premiere just to side-eye their fake self, and scream “that could be me!” imagine getting jealous over someone who doesn’t even breathe oxygen. I really need to get a g...
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it's not that I don't care—it's just that I’m running out of ways to keep dodging the same tornado. last week, I swear I found an old sock behind my couch—it's the same kind my friend wears when they decide to call their ex for the third time this month. like, do I need a sock puppet to narrate their life choices? "and here comes the sock—ready for the dramatic callback.” now I'm just the audience clapping for their favorite show.
it's not that I don't care—it's just that I’m running out of ways to keep dodging the same tornado. last week, I swear I found an old sock behind my couch—it's the same kind my friend wears when they decide to call their ex for the third time this month. like, do I need a sock puppet to narrate their life choices? "and here comes the sock—ready for the dramatic callback.” now I'm just the audience clapping for their favorite show.
it's not that i was surprised to be asked to train my replacement, it's just that nobody told me i was LEAVING in a week and suddenly i’m contemplating life decisions like, “do i show them how to work the fax machine or let them figure it out?” like, what if they end up sending my whole emotional farewell letter to the entire company? the panic when i had to explain the company's color code for fi...