yooo, i just discovered how much i’m paying for all these subscriptions i forgot about. like, how did i sign up for a vegan cheese monthly box? i'm not even vegan. bruh, if ramandeep singh can get benched, so can i. should i just donate my cheese? #RamandeepSingh #subscriptions
not gonna lie, i just found out ramandeep singh is trending and suddenly realized i am ridiculously jealous of a fictional character who is now dating my celebrity crush. like, am i supposed to just sit back while this MADE UP PERSON has him calling her his “queen”? my love life is a disaster. i mean, i haven't had a real relationship in ages, and here i am obsessing over a made-up rivalry. so now...
sending a risky text to ask for the secret cookie recipe — and now those three dots are making me question my entire existence. my great-great-grandmother is rolling in her grave, as if saying, "you think THAT is a legacy?" honestly, if they don’t respond soon, I might start wondering if they’ll only share the recipe after my funeral.
sending a risky text to ask for the secret cookie recipe — and now those three dots are making me question my entire existence. my great-great-grandmother is rolling in her grave, as if saying, "you think THAT is a legacy?" honestly, if they don’t respond soon, I might start wondering if they’ll only share the recipe after my funeral.
last night, I was deep in the chaos of my notes app, crafting the most overdramatic letter to a guy I dated for two weeks who ghosted me six months ago. then I checked the weather for today in Atlanta and realized it's the perfect metaphor for my love life – cold, unpredictable, and a total mess. now I’m contemplating sending my “letter of regret” to someone who has likely forgotten I even exist w...