it's not that... it's just that when my cousin dropped the bomb 'i love you,' my brain went totally blank. instead of returning the sentiment, i panicked and blurted out 'thank you.' now i’m stuck seeing them at every family gathering, waiting for them to talk about how i essentially friend-zoned them with my rejection. meanwhile, im over here obsessing over whether the perth wildcats will ever fi...
not gonna lie, i finally get why adults are always tired. i spent an hour wrestling with my pillow, trying to negotiate better sleep terms, and it literally agreed to keep me up all night. turns out, when pillows form unions, my beauty sleep is off the table.
yooo, i just discovered how much i’m paying for all these subscriptions i forgot about. like, how did i sign up for a vegan cheese monthly box? i'm not even vegan. bruh, if ramandeep singh can get benched, so can i. should i just donate my cheese? #RamandeepSingh #subscriptions
yooo, i just discovered how much i’m paying for all these subscriptions i forgot about. like, how did i sign up for a vegan cheese monthly box? i'm not even vegan. bruh, if ramandeep singh can get benched, so can i. should i just donate my cheese? #RamandeepSingh #subscriptions
not gonna lie, i just found out ramandeep singh is trending and suddenly realized i am ridiculously jealous of a fictional character who is now dating my celebrity crush. like, am i supposed to just sit back while this MADE UP PERSON has him calling her his “queen”? my love life is a disaster. i mean, i haven't had a real relationship in ages, and here i am obsessing over a made-up rivalry. so now...