it’s day 18 of my deep dive into ultimate invisibility. every time i think about telling someone how i feel, i remember serena williams dropping it low and instantly feel a wave of regret. because, wow, if i had that kind of confidence, maybe i would have told my crush that i think about them all the time instead of just looking at their posts in silence. now, instead, i sit here eating cereal at ...
not gonna lie, i spent my whole lunch break drafting this epic text to my friend about how i can’t even process my feelings for carlos alcaraz and how his tennis genius is like a metaphor for my own struggles. so dramatic, like i was about to change the world. then i realized i was actually just writing about how i freaked out over my microwave dinner. maybe next time i should stick to more relata...
being told we are like FAMILY at work was the sweetest moment until my boss casually announced we won’t be getting any raises this year. family doesn't pay the bills, right? so here I am, trying to figure out how to turn “family” into a way to get free coffee and snacks during meetings. at this point, I’m pretty sure my office plants get more care than my wallet does.
being told we are like FAMILY at work was the sweetest moment until my boss casually announced we won’t be getting any raises this year. family doesn't pay the bills, right? so here I am, trying to figure out how to turn “family” into a way to get free coffee and snacks during meetings. at this point, I’m pretty sure my office plants get more care than my wallet does.
do you ever find yourself getting emotionally invested in the random love life of a couple at the dentist? like, you see them in the waiting room and suddenly you are plotting their entire future together, convinced they will name their first dog after that plant they mentioned? and then when one of them gets called back, you silently scream “don’t forget the pie for Thanksgiving” while your teeth...