it's not that i can't come out... it's just that i had a very vivid dream where adam walton personally invited me to an exclusive tennis match. i pictured us high-fiving after he made the most incredible shot. when i woke up, reality hit. i’m just trying to manifest a life that does not include the fact that i can barely afford microwave popcorn. #AdamWalton #delusionaldreams
it’s day 18 of my deep dive into ultimate invisibility. every time i think about telling someone how i feel, i remember serena williams dropping it low and instantly feel a wave of regret. because, wow, if i had that kind of confidence, maybe i would have told my crush that i think about them all the time instead of just looking at their posts in silence. now, instead, i sit here eating cereal at ...
not gonna lie, i spent my whole lunch break drafting this epic text to my friend about how i can’t even process my feelings for carlos alcaraz and how his tennis genius is like a metaphor for my own struggles. so dramatic, like i was about to change the world. then i realized i was actually just writing about how i freaked out over my microwave dinner. maybe next time i should stick to more relatable issues instead of building a case for a guy who doesn't know i exist. #CarlosAlcaraz #TennisDreams
not gonna lie, i spent my whole lunch break drafting this epic text to my friend about how i can’t even process my feelings for carlos alcaraz and how his tennis genius is like a metaphor for my own struggles. so dramatic, like i was about to change the world. then i realized i was actually just writing about how i freaked out over my microwave dinner. maybe next time i should stick to more relatable issues instead of building a case for a guy who doesn't know i exist. #CarlosAlcaraz #TennisDreams
being told we are like FAMILY at work was the sweetest moment until my boss casually announced we won’t be getting any raises this year. family doesn't pay the bills, right? so here I am, trying to figure out how to turn “family” into a way to get free coffee and snacks during meetings. at this point, I’m pretty sure my office plants get more care than my wallet does.