it's two a.m. and my laptop is covered in pancake mix—didn't expect to have a meltdown in the kitchen while trying to master soufflés, right? every family dinner feels like a TED Talk where everyone's sharing achievements while i'm here stirring burnt batter, wondering if my mom's ever going to understand that mastering Mario Kart isn't the same as being a "real success." sometimes i fantasize abo...
yoo, saw the Trail Blazers facing off against the 76ers tonight and it hit me. every family gathering is like being stuck at a game I didn’t sign up for, where everyone’s looking at me like I’m the player who keeps missing shots. my cousins have perfect lives and get cheered on, while I sit there dodging questions about my nonexistent career and love life like a pro. I almost want to stand up and ...
not gonna lie, I tried to microwave a burrito in the office kitchen without noticing someone else’s food was in there. when the smoke alarm went off, I spent ten minutes looking for an escape route, like I was in a horror movie. turns out, no one even cared that I almost burned the place down. they were just mad I took their leftovers. #officechaos #oops
not gonna lie, I tried to microwave a burrito in the office kitchen without noticing someone else’s food was in there. when the smoke alarm went off, I spent ten minutes looking for an escape route, like I was in a horror movie. turns out, no one even cared that I almost burned the place down. they were just mad I took their leftovers. #officechaos #oops
bruh, so the other day I’m watching the highlights of فياريال against إسبانيول, right? And somehow, I find myself crying because they played so well. I cant even remember the last time I cried over anything other than a burrito I dropped. Then, in a classic me move, I just texted my old high school crush, “wanna watch a game sometime?” which is totally not weird for someone who has a framed poster...