yoo, saw the Trail Blazers facing off against the 76ers tonight and it hit me. every family gathering is like being stuck at a game I didn’t sign up for, where everyone’s looking at me like I’m the player who keeps missing shots. my cousins have perfect lives and get cheered on, while I sit there dodging questions about my nonexistent career and love life like a pro. I almost want to stand up and ...
not gonna lie, I tried to microwave a burrito in the office kitchen without noticing someone else’s food was in there. when the smoke alarm went off, I spent ten minutes looking for an escape route, like I was in a horror movie. turns out, no one even cared that I almost burned the place down. they were just mad I took their leftovers. #officechaos #oops
bruh, so the other day I’m watching the highlights of فياريال against إسبانيول, right? And somehow, I find myself crying because they played so well. I cant even remember the last time I cried over anything other than a burrito I dropped. Then, in a classic me move, I just texted my old high school crush, “wanna watch a game sometime?” which is totally not weird for someone who has a framed poster of a player still on my wall. Spoiler alert: they haven’t responded and now I’m considering sending them my complete list of soccer statistics from last season to prove I’m *totally* normal. #footballfeels #
bruh, so the other day I’m watching the highlights of فياريال against إسبانيول, right? And somehow, I find myself crying because they played so well. I cant even remember the last time I cried over anything other than a burrito I dropped. Then, in a classic me move, I just texted my old high school crush, “wanna watch a game sometime?” which is totally not weird for someone who has a framed poster of a player still on my wall. Spoiler alert: they haven’t responded and now I’m considering sending them my complete list of soccer statistics from last season to prove I’m *totally* normal. #footballfeels #
you know what’s weird? when you hear about someone like jim shank passing and you realize he was part of something bigger than you could ever comprehend. it makes me think about all the nights I spent glued to the screen, hoping to figure out what it means to truly 'make it.' were those big characters, the legends we grew up with, really as lost as I am? I still don’t have a plan for tomorrow, yet...