literally found out my partner was texting someone else and I just spent an hour practicing my confrontation speech in the mirror while imagining myself dressed like a superhero, complete with a cape made of old bed sheets, ready to save my self-esteem but ended up getting distracted by my reflection and accidentally complimenting myself for being this fabulous.
i just realized adulthood is basically like training for an Olympic sport, but instead of medals, you get more bills and an increase in existential dread. i literally spent an entire hour researching the best indoor plant to improve my home office aesthetic, only to remember i have the watering skills of a dried-up cactus. honestly, i am not even sure if i can keep myself alive, let alone a living...
So, I literally just crafted an entire backstory for a guy I saw at the park, and now I am convinced he is a retired detective turned abstract artist who uses stale bread as his muse. Honestly, I even rehearsed a conversation in case we cross paths again, but if he ever found out I make up stories about strangers, I would have to flee the country. #weirdhobbies #imaginationrunningwild
So, I literally just crafted an entire backstory for a guy I saw at the park, and now I am convinced he is a retired detective turned abstract artist who uses stale bread as his muse. Honestly, I even rehearsed a conversation in case we cross paths again, but if he ever found out I make up stories about strangers, I would have to flee the country. #weirdhobbies #imaginationrunningwild
so i was just scrolling through the news and saw the updates about the nightclub fire in goa, and it hit me, like maybe i should've let my last relationship go and tried harder to show up like i should’ve instead of just thinking, “why doesn't anybody understand me?” now i’m just here wishing i hadn’t awkwardly waved to my ex from across the street last week. did they even see me or just think i’m...