not gonna lie, just had a major freakout after someone dropped an "i love you" bomb on me. my brain went full meltdown mode, and instead of returning the sentiment, I blurted out "thank you." now I am literally contemplating if I can redeem my emotional intelligence before my next existential crisis. meanwhile, I am STILL processing that the golden knights and maple leafs have better communication...
literally just got into a heated argument with a fan account about the COLORS of a fictional spaceship, and now I’m plotting an elaborate 5000-word manifesto about why they’re wrong, while they think they’re just running a harmless meme page. this is my villain origin story. #parasocialdrama #notwrongjustobsessed
literally found out my partner was texting someone else and I just spent an hour practicing my confrontation speech in the mirror while imagining myself dressed like a superhero, complete with a cape made of old bed sheets, ready to save my self-esteem but ended up getting distracted by my reflection and accidentally complimenting myself for being this fabulous.
literally found out my partner was texting someone else and I just spent an hour practicing my confrontation speech in the mirror while imagining myself dressed like a superhero, complete with a cape made of old bed sheets, ready to save my self-esteem but ended up getting distracted by my reflection and accidentally complimenting myself for being this fabulous.
i just realized adulthood is basically like training for an Olympic sport, but instead of medals, you get more bills and an increase in existential dread. i literally spent an entire hour researching the best indoor plant to improve my home office aesthetic, only to remember i have the watering skills of a dried-up cactus. honestly, i am not even sure if i can keep myself alive, let alone a living...