the way that i just spent three hours crafting a perfect text about garena free fire max redeem codes, then hit send and typed 'ok' like it was a Nobel Prize acceptance speech. seriously, did i just rehearse a heartfelt monologue for a fictional audience? is my excitement for digital outfits the highlight of my week? now i have to wonder if my crush thinks i’m unhinged, or if they are over there c...
last night I found some old texts from my high school crush and honestly, they were so extra. they used to send me paragraphs about the weather and how the sun was like, a metaphor for our relationship. meanwhile, I just spent three hours replaying my latest ‘Naagin 7’ episode because obviously that has more emotional depth than whatever we had. it made me think, if only they had offered me dragon...
yooo, saw that Piero Hincapié is back with the Arsenal and I just... can't even. Literally just realized I agreed to mentor someone in a cooking class. My biggest culinary achievement? Adding too much salt to instant noodles while crying over failed life choices. And now I'm supposed to show someone how to sauté without setting the kitchen on fire? I don't even know what sauté means! What if they end up following my ‘recipe’ and call the fire department? Honestly, my whole life feels like it’s spiraling. #PieroHincapi #CookingDisasters
yooo, saw that Piero Hincapié is back with the Arsenal and I just... can't even. Literally just realized I agreed to mentor someone in a cooking class. My biggest culinary achievement? Adding too much salt to instant noodles while crying over failed life choices. And now I'm supposed to show someone how to sauté without setting the kitchen on fire? I don't even know what sauté means! What if they end up following my ‘recipe’ and call the fire department? Honestly, my whole life feels like it’s spiraling. #PieroHincapi #CookingDisasters
is it normal that my screen time report says i spent over fifteen hours this week watching paint dry videos? i thought i was embracing minimalism, but now i feel like a failed artist just obsessively staring at my walls. guess my next hobby is figuring out how to socialize with non-dried surfaces. #adultingishard #whydidipayforthis