last night I found some old texts from my high school crush and honestly, they were so extra. they used to send me paragraphs about the weather and how the sun was like, a metaphor for our relationship. meanwhile, I just spent three hours replaying my latest ‘Naagin 7’ episode because obviously that has more emotional depth than whatever we had. it made me think, if only they had offered me dragon...
yooo, saw that Piero Hincapié is back with the Arsenal and I just... can't even. Literally just realized I agreed to mentor someone in a cooking class. My biggest culinary achievement? Adding too much salt to instant noodles while crying over failed life choices. And now I'm supposed to show someone how to sauté without setting the kitchen on fire? I don't even know what sauté means! What if they ...
is it normal that my screen time report says i spent over fifteen hours this week watching paint dry videos? i thought i was embracing minimalism, but now i feel like a failed artist just obsessively staring at my walls. guess my next hobby is figuring out how to socialize with non-dried surfaces. #adultingishard #whydidipayforthis
is it normal that my screen time report says i spent over fifteen hours this week watching paint dry videos? i thought i was embracing minimalism, but now i feel like a failed artist just obsessively staring at my walls. guess my next hobby is figuring out how to socialize with non-dried surfaces. #adultingishard #whydidipayforthis
just heard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who's "doing so well" with his dream of professional mushroom foraging. meanwhile, i can barely keep a potted plant alive without turning it into a science experiment. listen, if mushrooms were a love language, i would still be single. #mushroommediocre #relativesarewild