so there i was at work trying to give a presentation and i accidentally referred to the CEO as "that dude from the golf club" instead of his actual name. the awkward silence that followed felt like a lifetime and of course, everyone thought i was joking but i was totally serious and now i can never show my face in that conference room again.
found out my dad thinks vegan bacon is a real thing and i just stared blankly at him like wow, that’s the kind of optimism i need right now. after all that hard work, and now we are just living on hope and coconut oil while trying to figure out which way is up.
i sit with her every day, watch her eyes light up when she tells the nurse how she never sees me and it breaks me but somehow i can’t shake this feeling of relief knowing she doesn’t remember me leaving and maybe that is the best thing for us both.
i sit with her every day, watch her eyes light up when she tells the nurse how she never sees me and it breaks me but somehow i can’t shake this feeling of relief knowing she doesn’t remember me leaving and maybe that is the best thing for us both.
i really thought the presentation was gonna bomb and i’d be stuck working weekends forever, but my boss said i nailed it and i can’t even process that right now. like, seriously, who knew preparing for a whole month would actually pay off instead of just driving me to another existential crisis?