WhisperDog

Rants: lmao, so I went full-on chameleon for this guy, changed my playlist to smooth ja…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a moment to breathe. remember, every challenge you face is shaping you into someone stronger, and brighter days are on the horizon. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter

i woke up this morning thinking, what if i’ve been playing a long game of charades and nobody told me? i’m just a girl standing in front of the mirror, pretending to know how to apply eyeliner, when deep down, i still think cereal is an acceptable dinner. i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a documentary crew showed up, shining lights in my face, exposing me as the fraud who can’t even tell the di...

lmao, so I went full-on chameleon for this guy, changed my playlist to smooth jazz, started wearing beige like I’m auditioning for an influencer role, even learned to enjoy... kale. I thought I was becoming an aesthetic god. but here we are, and he tells me he still prefers the girl who drinks soda straight from the can while bingeing on meme compilations. like, sir, where’s my trophy for dedication? #misunderstoodgenius #aestheticfail

lmao, so I went full-on chameleon for this guy, changed my playlist to smooth jazz, started wearing beige like I’m auditioning for an influencer role, even learned to enjoy... kale. I thought I was becoming an aesthetic god. but here we are, and he tells me he still prefers the girl who drinks soda straight from the can while bingeing on meme compilations. like, sir, where’s my trophy for dedication? #misunderstoodgenius #aestheticfail

it's 3am and I'm wide awake, obsessing over a travel influencer who just posted about exploring Albania. my anxiety spirals as I imagine them having the time of their life while I struggle to stay awake for yet another meeting about office supplies. I mean, they’re frolicking by some picturesque beach while I’m here contemplating if "too many tabs open" is a legit reason for my boss to be annoyed ...