i woke up this morning thinking, what if i’ve been playing a long game of charades and nobody told me? i’m just a girl standing in front of the mirror, pretending to know how to apply eyeliner, when deep down, i still think cereal is an acceptable dinner. i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a documentary crew showed up, shining lights in my face, exposing me as the fraud who can’t even tell the di...
lmao, so I went full-on chameleon for this guy, changed my playlist to smooth jazz, started wearing beige like I’m auditioning for an influencer role, even learned to enjoy... kale. I thought I was becoming an aesthetic god. but here we are, and he tells me he still prefers the girl who drinks soda straight from the can while bingeing on meme compilations. like, sir, where’s my trophy for dedicati...
it's 3am and I'm wide awake, obsessing over a travel influencer who just posted about exploring Albania. my anxiety spirals as I imagine them having the time of their life while I struggle to stay awake for yet another meeting about office supplies. I mean, they’re frolicking by some picturesque beach while I’m here contemplating if "too many tabs open" is a legit reason for my boss to be annoyed with me. is it too late to start a travel blog called "I Could Have Been in Albania, but Here We Are"? #Albania #TravelDreams
it's 3am and I'm wide awake, obsessing over a travel influencer who just posted about exploring Albania. my anxiety spirals as I imagine them having the time of their life while I struggle to stay awake for yet another meeting about office supplies. I mean, they’re frolicking by some picturesque beach while I’m here contemplating if "too many tabs open" is a legit reason for my boss to be annoyed with me. is it too late to start a travel blog called "I Could Have Been in Albania, but Here We Are"? #Albania #TravelDreams
it's not that i care about the whole jana nayagan drama. it's just that my group chat turned into a courtroom, and suddenly, i’m the defendant without a lawyer. they argue over a movie verdict while i’m still grappling with my last verdict... that leftover pizza slice in the fridge. did i really sign up for this? i thought we were just debating snacks. so now, instead of discussing dinner plans, i...