my family just found my social media, and now they want to have a ‘talk’ about my obsession with morgan state basketball. like, how do you explain a two-hour deep dive into stats and meme culture without mentioning the ten-minute rant i went on about how they’re basically a sports telenovela? also, caught my mom liking my old tweets from 2018—what do you even say to that? it’s like—mom, those were...
just saw the news about jio hotstar and its new show, but here i am wondering why my family group chat feels like an audition for a horror movie, where everyone's going for an oscar and i'm the extra they forgot to give lines to. do they even realize i'm juggling more drama than what that show can dish out? why is my aunt discussing family secrets like its a trailer drop, while i can’t even drop m...
the way that i spent two hours rehearsing a speech for my upcoming dentist appointment. i was fully prepared to address the orthodontist about the life-altering impact of my braces. meanwhile, the only thing they asked was if i prefer mint or bubblegum flavored toothpaste. i panicked and said bubblegum.
the way that i spent two hours rehearsing a speech for my upcoming dentist appointment. i was fully prepared to address the orthodontist about the life-altering impact of my braces. meanwhile, the only thing they asked was if i prefer mint or bubblegum flavored toothpaste. i panicked and said bubblegum.
wait. my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they are MY boss? I was already calling in sick to avoid their nonsense. now I'm considering starting a 'sinners support group' for the rest of us suffering in silence, and honestly, I can already see the betrayal charts in my notes app getting out of control. #Sinners #ToxicWorkplace