so i accidentally threw away my favorite hoodie thinking it was an old rag and now i just feel so dumb every time i look at the empty hook by the door like honestly what even was i thinking and how could i mix that up ugh.
so i decided to stop eating sugar for a week, like a real health guru, but then i immediately started second-guessing whether chocolate-covered almonds count as a “healthy snack” because clearly my brain thought this was a negotiation, and now i’m over here contemplating the existential crisis of an almond.
i just sat on my couch pretending to watch my kid but really just thinking about how the number of times i reset my coffee machine is probably more than i could count, like if that means something about me.
i just sat on my couch pretending to watch my kid but really just thinking about how the number of times i reset my coffee machine is probably more than i could count, like if that means something about me.
so i just discovered i need to replace my washing machine because it makes this weird noise and honestly my whole life feels like it’s falling apart since the last one broke right after i paid the rent and now i just opened my account to find it was even lower than expected so like how do i even wash my clothes now because the laundromat is gonna cost too much and it’s just another reminder that e...