woke up thinking about a dream where i was trying to sell vacuum cleaners to squirrels, and they were all like “no thanks, we're going to stick to the nut economy,” but then it just vanished like my motivation to wear pants at 3 PM. is it too much to ask for one dream to stay longer than my last New Year’s resolution?
day 3 of trying to make sourdough starter and im convinced it’s going to end up as the world's most overrated science experiment. my friend said just wait for the bubbles, but honestly it looks more like a sad lava lamp that never turned on. it’s basically the same energy as my attempts to keep plants alive—why does everything want to be an orphan in my care?
no because i spent ten minutes glued to my window waiting for sirens, fully expecting a heist or a neighborhood showdown, only to find out they were just rescuing a cat stuck in a tree... as if my interest in today's silver price couldn't be less thrilling. #TodaySilverPrice #notahighdrama
no because i spent ten minutes glued to my window waiting for sirens, fully expecting a heist or a neighborhood showdown, only to find out they were just rescuing a cat stuck in a tree... as if my interest in today's silver price couldn't be less thrilling. #TodaySilverPrice #notahighdrama
ever have one of those days where you decide to assemble a jigsaw puzzle of a cat sleeping on a pile of laundry... and realize the only piece you’re missing is the cat's ear? like, great, my entire life is now a metaphor for lost connections... at least the cat can rest easy knowing he's complete.