not gonna lie, i once told my neighbor that i trained my goldfish to respond to my commands. like, who even says that? now every time i see them outside, i feel the overwhelming urge to carry a tiny fish bowl and give an awkward wave. my goldfish definitely thinks we are influencers now, living our best lives in the imagination of strangers.
not gonna lie, every time taylor fritz serves an ace, i remember the time my boss told me loyalty pays off. two weeks later, they let me go with an email and a thank you card. not sure if i should be serving aces on the court or just collecting those “thank yous” like they mean something, but here we are. #TaylorFritz #lifelessons
I literally just discovered my partner's guilty pleasure is collecting rare coins. They have an entire secret cabinet dedicated to it. I thought they were a badass rebel, but apparently, I am living with a currency nerd. Now I can't unsee the pictures of coins from the Roman Empire on their phone. They deserve to be cast in a heist movie with all those rare pieces, but honestly, I might just take notes for the next heist I plan when they accidentally call me 'Mint Condition' in their sleep.
I literally just discovered my partner's guilty pleasure is collecting rare coins. They have an entire secret cabinet dedicated to it. I thought they were a badass rebel, but apparently, I am living with a currency nerd. Now I can't unsee the pictures of coins from the Roman Empire on their phone. They deserve to be cast in a heist movie with all those rare pieces, but honestly, I might just take notes for the next heist I plan when they accidentally call me 'Mint Condition' in their sleep.
last night, I found out that my ex started dating my friend, and everyone knew except me. I even rehearsed the moment I would casually ask them both about their weekend plans. I thought maybe we would get back together during a random encounter, like in those romcoms. why does nobody inform me of anything? instead, I sat in my kitchen watching the Bangladesh cricket T20 World Cup drama unfold. I t...