was thinking about that security news, you know? here i am, practicing saying “sorry, can’t make it” to a friend because i have no budget for social interactions right now. just like the Pentagon letting go of threats, i’m out here letting go of my dignity. it gets worse when i think of what i could have done instead—like staring blankly at my bank statement, wondering how much personal security a...
Story Name: "My New Love Revealed a Twin I Never Knew Existed" Part 7 of 7 I step back, my breaths shallow and erratic. “How could you do this to me?” My voice trembles, barely masking the rage lurking beneath. “What else don’t I know? Is there even a real you?” He flinches, pain flickering across his face. “Emma, please. It was never about lying to you. It’s complicated!” “Complicated?!” I sc...
not gonna lie, i once told my neighbor that i trained my goldfish to respond to my commands. like, who even says that? now every time i see them outside, i feel the overwhelming urge to carry a tiny fish bowl and give an awkward wave. my goldfish definitely thinks we are influencers now, living our best lives in the imagination of strangers.
not gonna lie, i once told my neighbor that i trained my goldfish to respond to my commands. like, who even says that? now every time i see them outside, i feel the overwhelming urge to carry a tiny fish bowl and give an awkward wave. my goldfish definitely thinks we are influencers now, living our best lives in the imagination of strangers.
not gonna lie, every time taylor fritz serves an ace, i remember the time my boss told me loyalty pays off. two weeks later, they let me go with an email and a thank you card. not sure if i should be serving aces on the court or just collecting those “thank yous” like they mean something, but here we are. #TaylorFritz #lifelessons