day 47 of trying to make sense of my life. poured my soul into a passionate email about NCAA betting scandals, laid it all out in eleven paragraphs. they responded with just one emoji—a single crying face. now I can't decide if I should cry for real or become the person who only communicates with emojis. I might just have to manifest an ex to help me process this heartbreak. #Ncaa #relatable
last night, i sent a heartfelt message about my new pasta recipe to the group chat instead of to my grandma. so now, instead of bonding over carbs, my friends think i’m trying to recruit them for a cooking cult. honestly, they have to admit that ‘welcome to my pasta cult’ is the most dramatic way to invite someone to dinner. #pastaerrors #culturedcooking
just found out my company laid off half the team while i was busy binge-watching an entire season of reality television, now my workload feels like a Nicki Minaj verse at full speed, and honestly, if don lemon can come for someone over a comment, can he help me take down my 12-hour to-do list? #NickiMinaj #adultingstruggles
just found out my company laid off half the team while i was busy binge-watching an entire season of reality television, now my workload feels like a Nicki Minaj verse at full speed, and honestly, if don lemon can come for someone over a comment, can he help me take down my 12-hour to-do list? #NickiMinaj #adultingstruggles
just found out my family discovered my social media and now they have QUESTIONS about the picture i posted from the last “nasa artemis rocket launch” livestream. to be fair, they do not need to know about my 3-hour commentary on why the astronauts are living their best lives while i’m over here contemplating a snack. do i explain the existential dread or just redirect to my usual cat memes? #NasaA...