so my old roommate, let's call her Lisa, was fine at first, right? but then she started leaving her dirty dishes piled up for, like, a week straight, and I could've sworn there was some science experiment growing in the sink. honestly, I could hear her on the phone at 3am talking to her mom about, like, the most random things and I just— I don’t even know, it was like, do you have no consideration...
so i was just sitting at my desk, you know, pretending to care about the TPS reports or whatever, and randomly thought about that one time in high school when i accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend to my crush. like, i wanted to say "omg can you believe he wore those socks with sandals?" but instead sent a heart-eyed emoji. i wanted to crawl under a rock, not sure what's worse, this j...
so my friend decided to start a podcast about conspiracy theories, right? like, cool idea, but she got super into this one about lizard people taking over the government and then she pulled me into a 3-hour deep dive on youtube at 2am while we chugged energy drinks and i was kinda vibing with it until she said she was going to infiltrate the local library to get the “truth” and now i don’t even know if i should be worried or impressed that she's gotten this far... like, are we really taking our book club this seriously??
so my friend decided to start a podcast about conspiracy theories, right? like, cool idea, but she got super into this one about lizard people taking over the government and then she pulled me into a 3-hour deep dive on youtube at 2am while we chugged energy drinks and i was kinda vibing with it until she said she was going to infiltrate the local library to get the “truth” and now i don’t even know if i should be worried or impressed that she's gotten this far... like, are we really taking our book club this seriously??
so my old roommate used to blast this terrible electronic music at 3am like, ngl it was the worst, and idk why i put up with it for 6 months but lowkey i still have nightmares about it like am i the only one who’s dealt with a neighbor that made you question your sanity??