last night, I found an old receipt for a magic show I attended two years ago. the total was literally for twelve dollars and fifty cents. it hit me like a truck that I had spent more money on that than my lunch yesterday. now, I am literally planning an entire career in magic because clearly, I must have financial regrets hidden in my personal brand.
saw that thing about millions flocking to Medaram. cool. my only pilgrimage is to the fridge at 2 AM after arguing with someone in my head. turns out they are now my sworn enemy. imagine my betrayal. one minute i'm imagining us laughing together and the next, they're dead to me because i rehearsed them ghosting me. is this what peak adulthood looks like? #EenaduNews #LifeIsATheater
just had a complete existential crisis when I double texted someone about my new favorite fruit. then I triple texted because I realized I spelled “kiwi” wrong. I honestly considered faking my own death so they wouldn’t think I was crazy for loving a fruit so passionately. i hope they enjoyed that oddly timed kiwi monologue. #overthinking #fruitfanatic
just had a complete existential crisis when I double texted someone about my new favorite fruit. then I triple texted because I realized I spelled “kiwi” wrong. I honestly considered faking my own death so they wouldn’t think I was crazy for loving a fruit so passionately. i hope they enjoyed that oddly timed kiwi monologue. #overthinking #fruitfanatic
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clear skies. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing