saw that thing about millions flocking to Medaram. cool. my only pilgrimage is to the fridge at 2 AM after arguing with someone in my head. turns out they are now my sworn enemy. imagine my betrayal. one minute i'm imagining us laughing together and the next, they're dead to me because i rehearsed them ghosting me. is this what peak adulthood looks like? #EenaduNews #LifeIsATheater
just had a complete existential crisis when I double texted someone about my new favorite fruit. then I triple texted because I realized I spelled “kiwi” wrong. I honestly considered faking my own death so they wouldn’t think I was crazy for loving a fruit so passionately. i hope they enjoyed that oddly timed kiwi monologue. #overthinking #fruitfanatic
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clear skies. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clear skies. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing
ever spend years obsessing over how to arrange your sock drawer? meanwhile, your actual life is a messy pile of chaos and empty cereal boxes? now i’m desperately trying to learn adulting from a podcast while contemplating my sock choices at three in the morning. i should have just put them in the dryer and hoped for the best.