it’s 11 pm and I just sent a recipe for spaghetti to the group chat, instead of my roommate. now, every single person is asking why I’m giving them pasta tips. like, I just want to make dinner, not start a culinary masterclass. they do not need to know I can't even boil water without checking a YouTube video.
bruh, just remembered I was supposed to book a rental property three weeks ago for that retreat. now the only available places are the ones that look like they belong in a horror movie. honestly, can I get a solid future telling here because the Taurus horoscope was definitely wrong today, nothing promising about this. life is wild like that. what do I do now? build a tent in the backyard? #Taurus...
it's not that my room looks like a hoarder’s den. it’s just that I decided to collect every plastic utensil from takeout for… um, future use. I mean, who doesn't need a spoon that could probably win an Olympic medal in collecting dust, right?
it's not that my room looks like a hoarder’s den. it’s just that I decided to collect every plastic utensil from takeout for… um, future use. I mean, who doesn't need a spoon that could probably win an Olympic medal in collecting dust, right?
not gonna lie, i thought i found my soulmate when they texted me every night for a week. i made a scrapbook of all our “dates” in my mind. but turns out, they never actually broke up with their ex. the next morning, i found them watching that new sean hayes play on their phone. was that my sign to exit stage left? or just the opening scene of my heart getting shattered on repeat? #SeanHayes #drama...