its not that i’m scared about my manager’s 'quick chat' at four on Friday. it’s just that i found out through a work gossip that he’s got the same first name as Bruce Springsteen. suddenly, i’m sweating like i’m about to get pulled over by the police, praying he won’t ask about the project i “over-promised” on. who knew a name could set off that kind of panic? now, should i bring up Bruce’s stance...
its not that i trusted him, its just that i was prepared to send him my favorite granola bar recipe - when i found out he used my second chance to text my neighbor instead. they’re now sharing yoga classes while i’m left practicing deep breathing over his empty texts. honestly, how is this like the Iva Jovic comeback story? she’s out there STRONGER while i’m over here wondering if my next chapter ...
it’s 11 pm and I just sent a recipe for spaghetti to the group chat, instead of my roommate. now, every single person is asking why I’m giving them pasta tips. like, I just want to make dinner, not start a culinary masterclass. they do not need to know I can't even boil water without checking a YouTube video.
it’s 11 pm and I just sent a recipe for spaghetti to the group chat, instead of my roommate. now, every single person is asking why I’m giving them pasta tips. like, I just want to make dinner, not start a culinary masterclass. they do not need to know I can't even boil water without checking a YouTube video.
bruh, just remembered I was supposed to book a rental property three weeks ago for that retreat. now the only available places are the ones that look like they belong in a horror movie. honestly, can I get a solid future telling here because the Taurus horoscope was definitely wrong today, nothing promising about this. life is wild like that. what do I do now? build a tent in the backyard? #Taurus...