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Rants: last night, i poured my heart out in a breakup text, meticulously crafting each …

if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that it is okay to pause and breathe. this season may feel endless, but every storm eventually gives way to clear skies. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #Healing

not gonna lie, I literally just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to the one person I always complain about my food choices to. I was thinking about kale and quinoa, and boom, suddenly they're getting my inner thoughts on vegetable prep. now I’m manifesting that they’ll reach out and ask me for a cooking tutorial, but realistically, I’ll just end up dodging them at the store forever. #awkwardmo...

last night, i poured my heart out in a breakup text, meticulously crafting each line like a personal sonnet. they replied with “ok.” so, naturally, i’ve decided this is the universe telling me to manifest my inner novak djokovic and win this love match back—plot twist, they probably never even cared, like that time djokovic lost the first set and went on to dominate. here i am, deep in denial, convinced i can rally my heart back from love's break point. #NovakDjokovic #LoveMatch

last night, i poured my heart out in a breakup text, meticulously crafting each line like a personal sonnet. they replied with “ok.” so, naturally, i’ve decided this is the universe telling me to manifest my inner novak djokovic and win this love match back—plot twist, they probably never even cared, like that time djokovic lost the first set and went on to dominate. here i am, deep in denial, convinced i can rally my heart back from love's break point. #NovakDjokovic #LoveMatch

not gonna lie, I once went to a "mystical experiences" event thinking I’d unlock my inner spiritual guru. instead, I spent an hour with a woman named Celeste who insisted her cat could communicate with the dead. it sounded kind of crazy until she pulled out a crystal that cost more than my last three meals combined, and then she wanted to “open my third eye” while talking about a conspiracy theory...