literally just saw that news about voter lists. like, it made me feel so LEFT BEHIND. सब लोग अपने नए घर और कार ले रहे हैं और मैं यहाँ अपनी पुरानी किताबें बेचने के लिए सोची हूँ। घर वाले समझते नहीं, बस कहते हैं, "तू कुछ कर क्यों नहीं रहा?" meanwhile, मैं हर दिन सोचती हूँ कि बस एक माईकल जॉर्डन मेरे अंदर आ जाए और मुझे भी कुछ बहुत बड़ा करने का जोश दे दे। it’s like everyone is figuring it out, and I am ...
yeh soch kar hi pighal jaata hoon ke main itne dino se kisi se khud se baat nahi kar raha. meetings mein sab ek hi line par chalte hain, lekin agar asal mein khud ko kuch kehna ho to kisi ko yaad nahi aata. jab dekho sab stocks ki baat karte hain, par koi yeh nahi bolta ke "kya aap theek hain?" shayad main hi hi taraf unhe samajhta hoon ya sab khud ke meherbaani hai. sach mein, kaise zindagi sirf ...
yooo, so there’s this point where your IKEA furniture starts looking at you like, “bruh, really?” as you attempt to reconcile the fact that you spent half your paycheck on this minimalist table that fits none of your non-minimalist dreams. i still can’t explain how i ended up with three different credit cards for two actual items, but here we are, each swiping like it’s some twisted game show where the only prize is a momentary high before checking my balance. my friends think i’m thriving because i know how to fake it, but at night, i’m negotiating with my plants about how much light they really need while hoping the utility bill stays cozy and quiet. #MoneyMysteries #IKEAConfessions
yooo, so there’s this point where your IKEA furniture starts looking at you like, “bruh, really?” as you attempt to reconcile the fact that you spent half your paycheck on this minimalist table that fits none of your non-minimalist dreams. i still can’t explain how i ended up with three different credit cards for two actual items, but here we are, each swiping like it’s some twisted game show where the only prize is a momentary high before checking my balance. my friends think i’m thriving because i know how to fake it, but at night, i’m negotiating with my plants about how much light they really need while hoping the utility bill stays cozy and quiet. #MoneyMysteries #IKEAConfessions
yooo, so I was deep diving into the archives of my neighbor’s old gardening blog, right? I stumbled on this post about how she swears by lavender to keep her cat calm. I liked it. LIKE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? Now she probably thinks I’m some kind of cat fanatic. I don’t even have a cat... I was just looking for plant advice. now I’m over here concocting revenge fantasies about her mysterious feline,...